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person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol
Via who goes there?
I watched this with my sister a long time ago. She cried so hard at the end
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if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
I’m as excited for white people colonizing space as I was for them to colonize literally anything else.
Space is for exploring.
The minute white people in the future run-up on some extraterrestrial life forms they gonna commit genocide and try and colonize the homeworld. Fuck outta here.
Let’s be peaceful explorers for once, christ. Like actual explorers.
You guys turn literally everything into social justice bullshit, don’t you?
white people aren’t the only people who are going to travel into space. im??? pretty sure if humans tear alien homeworlds apart it’s gonna be a human nature thing and not??? white people????
seriously what the fuck???? just??? enjoy the goddamn leaf and be excited about science??? where did the whole white person thing even come from is it cause a white person is holding it??? like oh no, this is white man’s leaf.
??????? ?? ?? ???????? ? ????????????? ???
"Wow cool science!"
"YEAH BUT WHITE PEOPLE I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THEM."
This went downhill SO fast….
IVE SPENT 108560856 YEARS LOOKING FOR THIS POST
It’s kind of peaceful.
THE BABY ONE
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IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
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