Ah…Amaterasu. Origin of all that is good and mother to us all. The swirling whirlpool of evil below has driven me to this height. From this perch, I observe the world below and its descent. If my power is needed once again, I, Kabegami, god of walls, shall gladly offer a bridge of hope to the realm below!
everyone who likes coconut water is lying
I tried it for the first time a few days ago thinking it’d be hella…..It wasn’t hella
This is sick you’re a sick sick man
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I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.
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Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
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Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured.– Unknown (via giant-tree)
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trying to figure out someone else’s shower
I would like to make this elephant. I’ve been looking for one with a not-so-phallic face.
Male gamer: “Girls just play video games to be cool.”
So in other words, you think YOU are considered “cool” for sitting around playing video games all day?
NEWS FLASH: Male gamers need video games to assert their coolness and feel threatened by females becoming cooler than them by partaking in a hobby that requires an infant level of motor skills.